Top Ten Reasons Why Women Are Set to Take Over the World
Women are slowly taking over the world.
For men, it's already too late. From the day that we gave up control and allowed women the right to vote, go out and get jobs and generally wear the trousers at home, the writing has been on the wall.
Men are sicker, live for less time, they are more likely to die at work, they can't get jobs – we’re even dying out genetically. Believe me guys, your time is almost up, and here are ten very good reasons why:
Baby Boys are Inferior
Even as babies girls seem to be one-upping the guys, as proven by recent statistics regarding infant mortality rates in the developed world. It's been shown that 30% more female babies survive the infant years than male babies, and even in China, where, with a deadly mixture of the one-child per family policy and the (insane!) belief that males are superior to women, leading to female babies being killed purposely, it's been shown that the infant mortality ratio still leans towards women!
Men Can't Get Jobs
In America today, the recession has hit pretty much everyone to a degree. But did you know that guys were hit significantly worse than the girls?
Currently, 10.4% of men in the USA are unemployed, compared to only 8% of women. One of the reasons is that men are higher earners than women. At least, they were...